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keneth murithi im at tht kinda time whn most of me BESHTEz r nowhr 2 b found but wht i knw is tht it getts to a time whn u r so dwn tht thrs no whr else u cn go other than UP.
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You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track, only to discover that you're on the wrong train.... Anonymous
By Jack M.N on 04/12/2008  |   Super Moderator  | Comment

 
Before you critisize anyone, walk for a mile in their shoes. That way, by the time you have to say something, you will be a mile away and have their shoes!
By Jack M.N on 09/12/2008  |   Super Moderator  | Comment

 
"why is it that a child plays freely with its mothers breasts but not the fathers balls?"... (cant recall who but its traditional african musings)
By Yours Trully on 04/01/2009  |   Junior Member  | Comment

 
Every man knows that a woman knows that he wants her say no as the answer. By me-Ori-G
By Ori-G on 06/01/2009  |   Newbie  | Comment

 
If you love a lot, make sure you don't display love notes.
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Sex is the sweetest thing that doesn't have sugar as an ingredient...
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce
By Mickael Kubz on 14/01/2009  |   Newbie  | Comment

 
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
-- Jimmy Durante
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HE WHO LOVES GLASS WITHOUT G TAKES AWAY L N SO IS HE
By Mugo on 19/01/2009  |   Moderator  | Comment

 
marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning!!
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