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Roses are red, violets are blue, they smell really cool, BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES!
By Jack M.N on 04/12/2008  |   Super Moderator  | Comment

 
(_!_) - Ass smiley... Ha ha ha!
By Jack M.N on 16/12/2008  |   Super Moderator  | Comment

 
okay close ur eyes n let me pray 4 u.God plz protect this dearest frnd of mine who isn't closing her eyes. she's even smiling b4 i say Amen.....gudnyt
By martha shavuya on 17/12/2008  |   Newbie  | Comment

 
Quick. Send me best your photo. I want to prove to these stupid aliens that am not the ugliest human in the world otherwise they'll kill me.
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Plz send me the picture of u that u sent me over christmas. The one u were on a tree. My japanese friend over here stil cant believe we have monkeys in kenya.
By Magdalene Gitau on 05/01/2009  |   Newbie  | Comment

 
did you know that a fellow frm japan cld not be hired in tanzania coz his name was tokauchi kumamoto and his wife's name was shikamboro kanyonya
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girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

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One day your prince will come...
Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
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i may be a flirt but your boyfriend likes it
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i may be a flirt but your boyfriend likes it
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